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Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true

Truly Valentine

by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022


Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true

Truly Valentine

by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022


swiss valentine

A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat

I pulled a Swiss valentine on my girlfriend last night

by Ganggandbanggang April 1, 2016


Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't

Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021


Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.

J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 23, 2021


Valentine

A hot and sexy bitch who is also a murdoc and shinji kinnie but he's very cool and likes men. He likes shitty bands

"do you know Valentine?"
"The shinnie?"
"That's the bitch."

by MrsPot<3 November 15, 2021


Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.

Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.

by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020