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A Van Pelt,F is a 5 year low pay scale know it all,when it comes down to Van pelt,F the nessessary of running his mouth with no action or no knowledge of what he is talking about is expected from such a person. i mean in some cases one might think the baby was theres when one had no baby to begin with,a fool a burburing idiot one might add.Van Pelts tend to cross with other Van Pelts becuase of the nature of them not beeing able to find another human beeing capable of putting up with their stories that never existed, or how many times they been cheated on or even their sexual behavior or lack of.you might find a Van Pelt in the Great North West or in the Hawaiian paradise
That guy is acting like a Van Pelt,F
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A really crappy band, and the last name of an over-rated guitarist who thinks that he was the king of the world back in the eighties. They gave a bad name to rock and roll with their poppy sounding love songs and big hair. David Lee Roth to this day stands as the gayest lead singer of all time, even gayer than Judas Priests singer and he's actually gay!
Fuck VAN HALEN lets play some Iron Maiden!
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A term for a vagina that is likened to and comes from Van Dell jewelry which according to its website is "imitation stones simulating gemstones" but "is not cheap and enjoys high book prices".
Wilberforce: "That lady yonder, is she a mackerel or a maiden?"
Hastings: "Why she's hardly Van Cleef, my good fellow. Pay a visit to that chamber and you will find only Van Dell".
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When somebody repeatedly taps on a woman’s clit until they have an eruption (squirt).
I Van Halened Sharon last night & she blasted all over my face!
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1. Fecal Matter, the contents of one's colon or rectum.
2. Foolish, deceitful, or boastful language, worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Pretentious, insolent talk or behavior. i.e. bullshit. Or one who engages in such behaviors i.e. a poser.
Often used in certain fixed constructions e.g.
To pull a Van Dusen, to drop a Van Dusen.
1. I'll be there shortly, gotta go drop a van dusen first.
2. Did you hear that guy who wouldn't shut up about St. Augustine? Jeez, what a Van Dusen.
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Strong Bad's main man since 1987. Perhaps Strong Bad is saying he likes to say hello to his little friend and play the five-knuckle-shuffle. For his next birthday, I'll buy him a wet nap.
When I think of Scott Baio, I like to rock it Van Mundegaarde style!
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A beverage of the alcoholic varity which upon consumption makes you fuckified. Recipe: Tequila, Sprite, orange juice, lemon juice, and red food coloring.
Yeah man, I had a raper van last night, and that's the last thing i remember.
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