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a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up eating KFC chicken
Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.
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a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up KFC chicken
Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.
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When you're eating out a girl and she shits on your head
What's that awful smell? You smell like you took a vegan shower.
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A creature that does not exist. It is impossible to be vegan and eat fish. It is like saying you are an Atheist-Christian.
V- I'm vegan.
PV- Oh really? I'm a pesco-vegan!
V- ?
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A person who is a very knowledgable, practicing vegan, one that aspiring vegans can look up to for inspiration and guidance.
"Leanne, I'm hungry, what should I eat? You are my vegan idol!"
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Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.
Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow?
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok
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(n) a word that pussies use to describe themselves
*completely out of context*: “just letting you guys know that I’m vegan.”
“Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”
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