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A screwdriver minus the alcohol. Thus, a virgin screwdriver is merely a new way of saying "orange juice".
Johnny Q-Bert: I'm too young to drink alcohol, but I enjoy drinking a virgin screwdriver every morning before going to school.
Tracey Lafayette: Shut up slacker!
Johnny Q-Bert: Okay.
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A person who has never been, even slightly, intimate with another.
The opposite of a fuckboi is a kissless virgin
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From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.
these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.
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noun: a woman who flaunts her "pureness" in public while sucking cock in private. Her image would be sullied if it were revealed that she was just like everyone else in her peer group (sexually active). Could also apply to a man, I guess, but how many guys brag about being a virgin?
the following are examples of celebrity women who could be accused of being professional virgins-
circa 1982-"Hi, I'm Brooke Shields, and I never, ever have sex with anyone! I'm saving myself for marriage!!" (doggy style? ok, Andre!!)
circa 1998-"Hi, I'm Britney Spears, and I'm as pure as the driven snow!! I don't let a boy go all the way with me ever! I'm waiting until I'm married!!" (ok, Justin, but let me mouthwash first. I can still taste your cock.)
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If you play fortnite the you’re an eternal virgin
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Someone really lame who has never tasted nutella.
Me: Hey wanna go get some nutella?
You: WTF is nutella?
Me: You're such a nutella virgin, you fag.
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That one patch of beautiful pure white snow untouched by the man and nature.
"The beautiful patch of virgin snow was peacefully lying there undisturbed. Then some hobo pee'd on it."
Bob- "Dude! Let's go impregnate that virgin snow!"
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