G wagon

G wagons are an absolute g of a person, they're the type of person to give you some of their Oreo's.

Thanks mate you're a G wagon!

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conestoga wagon

When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.

Dude I gave Annie an awesome Conestoga Wagon last night.

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Whitcomb Wagon

(n) A wagon with an incessant need to bring down the collective mood and general ambience of a group-chill, synonomous with Debbie Downer. Said wagon will "run over" normally enjoyable events which leads to fun turning into "roadkill".

Hey you want another drink?

Haven't you had enough? You're drunk. Stop drinking.

I was wondering how long it would be before the Whitcomb wagon would hit.

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penile wagon

Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'

'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'

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birth wagon

relating to the word band wagon; when a mother decides to give birth, following the actions of other women; when one baby is born and other babies follow, like a band wagon but for birth

"I was born after you."
"Oh, so you're mother decided to join the birth wagon."

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Wab Wagon

Any vehicle of which the manufacture's recommended occupancy limit is at least doubled by the number of people inside. Most often applies to pickup trucks or small compact cars that contain several generations of a Mexican family. Often, this is accomplished by the adult occupants sitting on each other’s laps while the children, grandchildren and great grandchildren are forced to stand on the floor or lay on any available horizontal surface such as a seatback or dashboard. The vehicles themselves usually contain many after-market extras such as bubbled window tint, fake cell-phone antennas and bolt-on spoilers, which indicates that the vehicle's owner is more concerned with his "machismo" than actual functionality.

Guy #1: Check out the Wab Wagon that just parked at the dollar store across the street.

Guy #2: I see it. I've already counted eleven people get out and more are still inside.

Guy #1: Pretty impressive.

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wiggle wagon

A military term for when for when you go into a passive village and you just wipe it out.

"Did you hear what fox company did last week? They burned down that whole village!"
"Oh, you mean the wiggle wagon? Yeah, that's just battalion SOP around here."

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