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redneck: HEY YALL WATCH THIS
onlooker: hmmm. the gene pool just got cleaner. better call 411 and get the number for 911!
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"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
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I am.
"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."
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A once-illustrious British Army regiment from Perthshire. After serving valiantly in the first and second World Wars, they went on to kill civilians and "terrorists" indiscriminately in Ireland's northern six counties, which were (and still are) under British occupation.
There's another regiment the devil calls his own: they're known as the Black Watch, commissioned by the throne.
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A pocket watch (or pocketwatch) is a watch that is made to be carried in a pocket. It's a watch you carry, because a wristwatch is uncomfortable for you and you think that the watch on your phone
doesn't look good. Maybe you want to appear interesting, cool, classy, rich or as though you time travelled from before the 20th century.
Person 1: How much time did it take you to write this definition?
Person 2: About 10 minutes. I timed it with my pocket watch.
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A term used when wanting to leave a party with a significant other to go and make out in the woods
"Hey man where'd you guys go?" "Oh we were bear watching" "Ooooooohhhhhhh ;)"
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Watch Dog Committee is an inter-organization dedicated to fostering an undying brotherhood and sisterhood which promotes unity, equality, and peace.Its purposes are:
1. To build an undying brotherhood and sisterhood and create a lifelong bond of friendship.
2. To promote equality regardless of race, gender, social status, and affiliations in different groups.
3. To promote unity and teamwork between different groups, organizations, fraternities and sororities, clubs, and societies and impart that we are more alike than different.
4. To advocate for peace between other groups, organizations, fraternities and sororities, clubs, and societies.
www.watchdogcommittee.cjb.net
Most Watch Dog Committee members came from the marginalized people, however, people who belong to the average and rich social classes were able to join after 19 years of existence. Many members can be found in the United States and in the Philippines.
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