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a girl who makes the best filters ever, has telepathy with cece and is allergic to ladybirds. she’s really sweet and always whispers even if she claims to be really loud
aimee is a ladybird whisperer 😂
Refered to as the alter ego of someone who indulges in "pussy". It is unknown how people become possesed by The Pussy Whisperer but you can certainly tell when you have been. You behave eratically and begin to whisper whenever you see a mildly attractive minge or pussy stroll past you. The Pussy Whisperer is said to posses people for the rest of their lives, but the current amount of time one becomes possesed is said to be unknown/uncomfirmed.
"Why's that boy always whispering at those girls"
"Oh, he's been possesed by The Pussy Whisperer"
A Sales Manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. The only time he will not take a Midnight Whisper is when he is watching midget porn. You can find this Hitler looking Sales Manager off of Barber St.
Hey Terri Girlie what's wrong? "I am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now I have to give my Sales Manager "The Midnight Whisperer" the Midnight Whisper." Well... hopefully he will be still watching midget porn, he didn't answer when I called.
Me. I am the Chicken Whisperer. I will fight hard for the rights of Chickens. I will win the global Chicken meat fights.
Girl: Hey did you see the Chicken Whisperer?
Boy: Oh yeah, she is really cool!
The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.
Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?
The french whisper is when you tell someone you have a secret to tell them than you cup your hand around their ear and fart.
Hey chef payne i have a secret to tell you. Have you ever heard of a french whisper?
And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”