who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

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who you tellin?!

when someone says something that you very obviously already know..emphesis on the "you"! Meant to be sarcasm, but not in an offensive way.

If my girl were to say to me "Johnny Depp is sexy." I'd say "Who You Tellin?!" I know this!

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Who killed kenny?

No one knows....

OMG!! they killed kenny!!! YOU BASTARDS!!
yeah but, Who killed kenny?

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who fucks a shit

Used in situations of extreme annoyance or anger as a substitute for “who fucking gives a shit” when it’s too much effort to say an entire sentence.

Chad: Hey Brad, guess what?

Brad: What?

Chad: I just matched with another girl on Tinder

Virgin Brad: Man, who fucks a shit!

who ride

a busted up or stupid looking car

Who ride dat cavalier with the spinner hub caps?

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Who da thunk it

Short-cutting "Who would have thought it" or "I cant believe it"

Person 1: "I got tickets to the concert"
Person 2: "Who da thunk it! You da man!"

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You-Know-Who

The name in the Harry Potter wizarding world for Lord Voldemort. He has also been called "He Who Must Not Be Named", "Lord Thingy", and other appellations of the sort.

Ron: "Hey, Hermione, I heard that You-Know-Who is trying to find Harry. D'you think he wants to kill him?"

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