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flip to this page in any nearby book, read the first sentence, and that describes your love life
“did you check out page 206??”
A homosexual man from Turkmenistan and is addicted to inhaling farts.
Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
a yellow book with very moist pages and piss
"those are some nice moist pages you got there"
A e-book (on kindle fire for example) that is too good to put down.
The Hunger Games is a real page flicker!