Wine blouse

When you’re packin’ a Francia bag in your jacket for hydration

Hey man nice wine blouse. Can I get a squirt of Chablis?

drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

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Not a wine sac

Albert Einstein is an anagram of ten elite brains so I tried making an anagram of Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton is not a wine sac

Wine Drunk

Girs best friend. It’s a messy night when your wine drunk

Let get wine drunk

Vagine Wine

Not to be confused with Wine Vagine, Vagine Wine is actually quite the opposite. Vagine Wine is the liquid gold that cums out of your girl that is as precious as a 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon. If you get to the point where the Vagine Wine is flowing, keep doing it.

"You guys use lube? All I gotta do is look at my girl and her Vagine Wine has her all lubed up."

wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick

Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*

white wine werewolf

Woman who can't handle her drink and turns vile after one glass too many.

Laura slagged off everyone, started a fight, then fell asleep on the condiments table in the pub. After 3 bottles she turned into a right white wine werewolf. Pisshead