When you feel like nature is your home and you are connected to it.
Children of Nature are like a little flower that is weak in a pot but in the forest it will become a huge and strong bush.
I prefer nature instead of city, I'm a child of Nature
balls.
as in male genitals
Hey girl. Wanna step on my child bags?
Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.
Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!
An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.
Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."
A child that was born on the border, or crossing the border, of two countries.
Did you know that Pacheco is a border child?
The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"