Slim Jim

A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.

Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.

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Jim Joyce

A. To get something very that is very obvious wrong.

B. To screw something up very badly.

A. 2+2=7? Way to Jim Joyce the hell out of that math problem.

B. He tried to build his IKEA desk without the instruction manual and totally Jim Joyced it.

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Jim Dandy

The act of forcefully defacating through the strings and into the body of an acoustic guitar, via the guitar's resonance hole. This abhorrent method of vandalism usually requires heavy practice and advanced physical contortion skills of the perpetrator. Usual suspects include perturbed musicians, hysterical fans, and the psychotic or inebriated. Named after the Gretsch "Jim Dandy" model parlor guitar, which are often the victims of this heinous act.

"Good lord, Terrance! What on Earth is that horrendous smell coming from the parlor?"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"

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Slim Jim

an unfinished handjob.

I gave him a Slim Jim so he didnt get it in my sheets.

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Jim

A party animal.... Never wants to leave the club

Party Animal Jim (P.A.J)

Everyone: Okay lets bounce out of here.
Jim: Awwwww do we have to I want to stay *Sad eyes*

Everyone: Haha okay fine *Raises motherfucking glass*

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jim bob

one who likes to hang around not being noticed

oh stop being a jim bob.

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jim carey

1) To kill with extreme prejudice

I like little dude who keeps his money so neat
But I still bury a nigga
Put The Mask on, Jim Carey a nigga (Blaou)

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