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When you hear the beautiful melody that means a chest is close to your location in fortnite but the chest does not exist on really and the sound is a haunting mirage.
Boy: do you hear that? Do you hear that chest? I think I hear a chest behind this wall.
Boy’s friend: nah you creepy skitzo, there is no chest here you’re going crazy.
Boy: probably just a phantom chest.
Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
When you piss on a girls chest and kidney stones come out at the same time
Yo bro how are things with Judy going
She put a restraining order on me after I spilled some “Fruity pebbles on her chest”
I’m dating your mom
To beat someone in a game unfrickingexpectedly.
I think I pierced his chest
pierce sb's chest
To beat someone in a game unfrickingexpectedly.
I think I pierced his chest
Pierce sb's chest