To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.
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My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!
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noun. any instance of good-looking women on television, during televised sporting events.
While watching the soccer game, there was tonnes of rabbit muff in the crowd.
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Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)
Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.
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While sitting in a restaurant booth, you lazily dangle your wrist off the side of the table closest to the flowing stream of muff and occasionally and lightly jerk your dangling hand palm-side up in a hooking motion at the wrist. Discretion is the key as most muff will be keen on your intentions. With some luck and skill, you will be able to hook some quality muff!
Dude, I don't think the muff are biting today...
Did you bait your "muff hook"?
DONUTS!
Imma gonna catch me a marlin!
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the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved
Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!
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A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.
John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."
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