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complex, eccentric, funny, sarcastic and smart. Beautiful soul, gorgeous body (particularly from the rear), sexy attitude and amazingly deep and loving heart. His uniqueness and quirkiness mixed with his stubborn persistence make him wrong for 999 out of 1000 women but for the 1 who takes the time to love and nurture him, he is the absolute perfect man...heart, soul and head.
I thought life had shown me all it had to offer, then I met Tony Wayne
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The abilty to become famous without having skill, talent, or intelligence of any form.
Kim Kardashian has Lil Wayne'd the whole world.
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A hood in philly where niggas dont play, best gas out, guns on every corner nd fuck the opps long live osama
them youngbouls from wayne ave up the score on they opps every chance they get.
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A life coach found by the podcast TMG, who appears to be a massive cuck and has gotten cheated on multiple times so much so they made a song about how he never gets top and gets cheated on.
“Bro I’m starting to feel like Corey Wayne my girl keeps going to this yoga studio but I check the website and they don’t even exist.” -Derek
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As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).
See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.
Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"
Other person: "Salman Rowe."
Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."
It is what the old school rappers say, Lil Wayne Sucks, compare him to the oldschool greatest of all time, 2pac, old eminem, Biggie, Nas and all that, they actually say something that makes sense.
Lil Wayne DickRider:Hey, y'all heard the new Carter II album?
Old school lover: Shut up. Lil Wayne Sucks
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Some random douche who gets credit and endorsments for nothing, he might be the biggest douche in the world.
Look at Wayne Gretzky, what a douche!
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