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Normally people found in high schools during lunch,
they stand with a group of friends pretending that they're "hanging with them" while in reality they aren't saying anything and add nothing to everybody else's fun. They most likely don't have any real friends to hang out with.
Another variety of loose change is rolling change, where a group of friends are walking and the loose change is following behind them.
During the first week of high school, I was loose change to the football team.
"Dude, look at William.....he's just rolling change to those gangsters walking around the South gym"
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Its gotten so hotter outdoors, don't you think? I think the Earth may be actually burning up. I'm convinced (hoping) that all of humanity dies next year because I'm a miserable leftist who hates life (especially children).
Hey dipshits, climate changes EVERY YEAR! Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer are actual seasons. Oh, is this your first time learning about seasons, libtard? You deserve a cookie. Thanks for your effort, you get an 100% on your test!
Person 1: Its 100° out today.
Person 2: Climate change.
Person 1: Our climate changes every year.
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While fisting a girl the male quickly opens his hand (from a closed fist to an open hand).
"Last night I was fisting my girl and gave her a Sally Chang. Boy was she pissed."
"I bet that hurt her."
"Not really she is used to big things."
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when a girl has her period it is an oil change. out with the old bad old, in the with good clean oil.
Man, she's on her oil change again.
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Good. It's a good thing. Hopefully it is as apocalyptic as dumb hippy liberals like to say it is and I get to watch them and their fuck trophies die.
Climate change is going to kill our kids!!!
Ok.... And what do I get for saving your kids lives?
We need to move past petty selfishness!
In exchange for what?
To save the world!
So, nothing. You want me to save the world for nothing? Because selfishness is bad?
Yes.
And in what way do you contribute to my life that would make me want to go the for you? Is it positively or negatively?
I don't know.
It's negatively. Obviously. So, YOU'RE, the selfish one. You want to compell me to keep you alive and safe for nothing? I don't care if we all die. After I'm dead all of your lives are meaningless. So, how about this: for every one time you suck my dick; I will recycle a single item.
I'm not going to do that!
Well, then you don't care as much about the planet and the lives of your kids as you pretend to, now, do you?
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Loose change (currency) that a passenger in your car receives from a drive-in restaurant. They are obligated to leave the change in your vehicle.
Put the "chump change" in the center console. Its the least you can do - I'm driving beaatch!
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To undergo therapy, medication and/or surgery in order to transition from one gender to the other.
In other words, to become transgender.
In light of being harassed by SJWs for being a male, Daniel decided to change teams and is now a woman named Danielle.
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