May 6

National Slap ass/Lapdance day. If your taken slap your girl ass and have her give you a lap dance. If your single pick a partner or do any and everybody.

It’s May 6 you gon let me tap that ass.
It’s May 6 come give me a lap dance.

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May 8

Do anything day. Grab ass, grab titties, grab pussy, grab dick, anything. Go wild you horny teenagers.

Hey Gavin it’s may 8th, go crazy

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May 16

Today is national have sex with a close friend day. That’s me to get freaky with that special person in your friendship circle.

Aye bestie, today is May 16 you tryna get freaky and have sex with me.

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May 23

May 23rd - National Brioche Day. A day where people gather together to munch on some of that brioche.

Person 1 - "Hey gamer, it's May 23, let's get this bread!"
Person 2 - "No, not any old bread: let's get this brioche!"

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May 5

National kiss your crush day.

Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!

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Mai A Hee

Mai A Hee is a song made by DJ Lucas Prata, Dan Balan, and Ozone as an English remix to Ozone's phenominally successful song Dragostea Din Tei. Although it follows the beat and timing of the orginal, it is not (as many believe), a direct translation of the orginal; nor is it the name of the orginal.

guy: Hey have you heard Mai A Hee?!?!
me: You do mean Dragostea Din Tei, right?
guy: NO! I know what i'm talking about!
me: then how does it go?
guy: .....

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may 3rd

the day of some of the best friends/lovers. they know how to deal with situations and can be a big bitch, but if you're on their good side feel special because they're a keeper

im so happy to be a may 3rd's friend

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