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Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.
Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.
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I thought the lesser singer of AC/DC until I picked up AC/DC live in which this man gets so into it and screams his head off its truly amazing. Bon Scott is a good singer yes. But pick up AC/DC Live and you will realize that......
Brian Johnson > Bon Scott
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An amazing American gymnast. Won gold in the 2008 Summer Olympics. Could have done better but China *cough* cheats.
"Dude look at Shawn Johnson out there, she's totally owning those damn commies!"
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Zoey is the nicest, Sweetest, and most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. If you have a Zoey in your life don’t ever let her go. I made that mistake and now I’m regretting it big time.
Friend: Everyone seems to like her
Me: Well she’s a Zoey Johnson
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Drew Johnson, normally a hot or sexy boy that is a flirt and is a chick magnet.
Man, I wish that Drew Johnson was mine!
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to ride your push bike in tight lycra pants with inadequate airflow to the groin region.
Neil armstrong tour de france "boy I bet those boys have sticky johnson
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The male reproductive organ (penis) can be referred to as a johnson. Brown is the inherent qualities of being associated with feces. If your johnson goes into the brown eye you've got yourself a brown johnson, or johnson brown.
Oh man did you wash? I got johnson brown.
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