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Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?
Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!
Definition, an aura that radiates from an Alan that is too strong to be withheld from in the presence of one
I was writing an exam and the alan aura struck me like a lightning bolt.
Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!
Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.
A gay person who would do anything with a pulse try’s to avoid the urge of turning around for a cheeky look.RO
A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.
Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.