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The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter
Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line
When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.
Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.
When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate
Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard
When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.
Sarah Palin loves the alaskan jack hammer
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when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt
kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb
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Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.
It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.
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to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.
yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer
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