Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

henry Allen

a dumb bunny and a clever gamer

your a henry allen

John Allen

A sexual reference

That was soo john allen

Lachlan Allen

Da beast

Lachlan Allen is better than Jacob

Skanky Allen

The act of two men having sex with each other and then the other man sucking the shit off his dick.

Bro, I gave him the best Skanky Allen yesterday he will be back for more in the morning.

matthew allen seiter

Generally a nub

Matthew Allen Seiter = nub

allen hinley

It is when you work really hard on a car and get really greasy. Then after that you go make love to a twelve year old and get her pregnant.

I Allen Hinley her real hard.