Two very good friends, (or besties) that are eleven years old.
Person: Have you heard of Alexander and Dylan?
Person 2: Yes! They are very great friends!
A kid with a massive fucking cock. I’m not even joking. HUGE ASF. I wanna suck him off, but he lives across the country. Anyway, did I mention that he has a nice dick? He’s so fucking hot man, I wanna be railed by him mmmmm cock
Alexander B has massive ballsacks bro
a alexander lossman is a wild man. they say he has a big forehead but that is because of the smartness he screams very loud and spits on u . he also is hiogh on tea and lean and calles himself cracker pot man.
dont act like a alexander lossmann u silly peace of shit
A magician who is very attractive, smokes marijuana and yeet skeets around.
Alexander Clark is so cool! I love him
alexander lucio martinez diaz is a caring but serious guy. He can also be very confusing because of his constant mood swings. He always knows how to lighten a mood with his funny jokes and sweet demeanor. Alex is full of love but he can also be kind of an asshole at times if you provoke him. Alex is a foodie. He would do anything for something to eat. He’s also a bit of a twink.
Guy 1: That guy is really confusing
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be an alexander lucio martinez diaz
Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).
“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”
best boy in the entire world😁 he's perfect i love him so much he's so cute and everything abt him is just perfect 🙁💓💗💗💞💝💝💓💘💘💘💓💝💓💞💞💓💗💞💞💓💝💝💗💘💓💘💓💘💞💗💞💘💓💝💘💗💘💘💘💗💘💘💓💝
i love alexander<3