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A word used to describe how you and your arse is feeling the morning after drinking a load of Bulmers.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.
I shouldn't have drank all those Bulmers last night, I've a bad dose of Bulmers Arse now...
The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day
Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.
David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.
Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.
Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper
Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point
Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed
The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.
Did you go down on that bird last night ?
-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse
General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.
Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.