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When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.
Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.
Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.
Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.
Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!
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The face of someone who is considered to be very ugly.
Bloody hell, have you seen him? His face looks like my arse with a nose on it.
The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day
Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.
A word used to describe how you and your arse is feeling the morning after drinking a load of Bulmers.
It can present its self in the form of diarrhea, constipation, flatulence, stomach aches or even be used to describe how your feeling the next morning in your head.
I shouldn't have drank all those Bulmers last night, I've a bad dose of Bulmers Arse now...
David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.
For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.
"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."