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Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her

“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon

by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023


untie the balloon knot

To convince a person to have anal sex

Its good but I want to untie the balloon knot.

by Coidesal November 1, 2018


Russian Spy Balloon

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.

Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night

by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023


Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 5, 2021


Carolina Cum Balloon

An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.

Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.

by Globbinator22 April 30, 2020


Big Baby Balloons

Grossly fat children or obesity.

Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.

by john21425 November 1, 2017


purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.

Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”

by Hog hog January 1, 2023