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an extra hero who saved the day, acting like the batman to recover the chompers bag yus
why thank you heroic batman moons, you got my bag back!!
When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)
He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!
when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up
Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!
While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?
Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up
Hey Diego remember the golden Batman??
: I'm gonna drive my mustang through that snowstorm
: Dude; that's some risky Batman Shit!