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A super awkward boner when confused with a person's gender.
well isn't the return of the why boner...
So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.
Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.
When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty
"come over babe i've got stoner boner
If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!
A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."