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Cracking under pressure

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

by Oreztov July 7, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Going down under

1) Sucking Thor's hammer;
2) Teabagging Thor;
3) Pegging Thor;
4) Masturbating while thinking of Thor;
5) Taking ten days off in Australia.

Last night I told Lior that he is lucky I met him before Thor. I told him that I would be in Australia right now going down under.

by Puntmuffer October 28, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Under Cover Partying

When you are drunk/high but holding yourself together very well.

"Billy drank half a bottle of vodka and seems sober", said Carla. "He must be Under Cover Partying", said Carl.

by Sher Bear October 2, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Three Under Par

A slang term for the 69 sex position, referencing the common score of 72 as even PAR in golf.

I bet that cougar shoots three under par.

Question: How did it go with that girl from the bar last night? Answer: I shot three under...

by JC_77 October 14, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


6 feet under

An expression dating back to the Bubonic Plague.

Body's had to be buried at least six feet under to prevent spread of the Plague.

Girl- Oh no! Jhon died from VirusXXC!!!

Guy- We need to bury him 6 feet under.

by blackestwhitedude September 15, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


man under the umbrella

a mans dick

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic

by Alan October 14, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


hide under the rainbow

Hiding under the rainbow is when you get caught for doing something wrong (like sexual harassment) and then immediately come out of the closet (i.e. admitting that you are gay). At that point, anyone that says anything derogatory about you is wrong because they are homophobic. See also: Kevin Spacey.

I guess Kevin Spacey thought that now is a good time to hide under the rainbow after he got caught with his hand in the underage cookie jar.

by Goocher2017 October 30, 2017

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