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The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.
Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!
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Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"
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An older man, usually someone with seniority in a business, a labor union or other community. Often used disrespectfully by younger members when referring to preferential treatment or out-dated behavior.
I hate the grey beards. They do nothing but talk about the old days and get first dibs on all the good assignments.
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A man's beard that smells like a vagina after performing oral on a woman.
"Babe, you need to wash your face...I can still smell your pussy beard."
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1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.
Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.
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The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.
When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.
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