pouring into bed

To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.

Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.

Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."

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shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

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Shit the bed

Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.

Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!

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Hit the bed

To go to bed; sleep; rest. (see hit the hay)

I'm tired so I think I'll hit the bed.

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Shit the bed

1, To express being shocked or amazed by something.

2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.

1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed"

2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"

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Bed Jacking

Not to be confused with jacking off in bed, bed jacking is when one friend jacks another friend's bed just to do it.

Friend #1: What are you doing in my bed?

Bed Jacker: I'm jacking yo bed foo!

Friend #2: Dang, yo bed jus got jacked yo, by that bed jacking foo!

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shit the bed

1. A phrase that has become synonymous with "pro" poker player and pseudo-baller Micon on his very own poker forum, NWP.

2. To make unsound business decisions, squander your funds and the funds of others, and generally fuck up your life at every turn. (See previous definition as prime example.)

Damn....Micon done shit the bed again??!!!

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