A drinking game where a party attendee messes up (defined by the person who calls "beer pony" and the party at large) and now he or she must finish their drink and run a lap (wherever you are: if you're in a house then the house, if you're in a field, then the field, etc).
Oh man, he dropped his freshly opened beer. Looks like he's going to have to do a beer pony!
when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot
Me: eh, shes beer cute
A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day
Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?
A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.
I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!
After drinking exactly the right amount of beers for your worries to disappear but before you get wasted.
Beer-numb = Stop hazzling me bro, just relax, everythings gonna be fine!
Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.
Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"
"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"
Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"
"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.
Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."