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The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting
Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.
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During sexual intercourse, when the male or female's anal has pressure of water applied to it. Can be a shower head, hose or even rain drops if they're hard enough.
OMG! I walked in to my bathroom to Jennifer getting peggle blasted while David hit it from the front!
Getting a tattoo of letters on each finger (generally excluding the thumbs) in order to spell a word or words about eight characters in length. The tattoo goes between two knuckles per finger on the outside of the hand.
"I had a little knuckle blasting session last weekend at the tattoo shop. It says 'hold fast' because I'm a sailor."
When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.
"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
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When you bankrupt somebody or make them lose a lot of their money.
Make them broke
"You dont wanna be the one I blast broke"
To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid
"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."
When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.