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Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.

Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.

by December 10, 2020


Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore April 9, 2018


Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.

"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"

by Morism Leader October 30, 2020


Blessed the beef

He’s trying to stop the beef

Man blessed the beef innit

by Ktrap January 7, 2022


🙏BLESS🙏

"🙏BLESS🙏" is a catchphrase used by OMGkawaiiAngel-chan, also known as KAngel, a streamer from the game "Needy Streamer Overload". The viewers often spam this at the end of KAngel's stream. That's it for today 🙏BLESS🙏

KAngel: That's it for today, nerds!

P1: 🙏BLESS🙏
P2: 🙏BLESS🙏
P3: 🙏BLESS🙏

by Highpressurewashingmachine December 8, 2024


St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022


Bless Me

Toronto slang for giving/receiving goods or currency, usually in a philanthropic sense.

Yo, fam! You gon' bless me a likkle punny peice of popcorn? I didn't eat all day, I'm marved!

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024