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Binta Blessing

Binta Blessing

Binta Blessing

by November 23, 2021


I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022


sure god bless

A term used for literally anything

Liz wants the rent money”
Sure god bless

by Jenkles December 8, 2022


blacklight blessing

A blessing amidst a tragedy. One that you have to look to find, it isn't obvious or immediate.

My mom was in a car accident, it was horrible, but since she was at the hospital the blacklight blessing was that they found her cancer early and could cure it.

by slushiesybil74 November 16, 2009


God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 29, 2023


The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.

"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."

by warm water October 25, 2020


the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.

I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing

by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017