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is something women do for men to enhance the sexual nature or their relationship/one night stand or marriage.
all good women will do this for any man they desire to enhance their sexual activites as it makes the man more open and willing to return anything she may require of him.
a good blowjob is where the woman takes the mans shaft and wraps her lips around it. going up and down on the shaft using her tongue aswell for extra sensation which will pleasure the man greatly.
the further in the penis goes into the womans mouth the more sexual pleasure he gets. using one of your hands to rub up and down whilst your sucking/blowing him will also enhance the pleasure for both of you.
so taking the whole penis into the mouth (or as far as you can) whilst repeated movement of going up and down and rubbing him will exite him so much that he will begin to orgasm as his load shoots into your mouth, swallow immediatly or swish it around your mouth like you do with mouthwash to more comfort he shoots alot
jackie: goes down on phill and begins giving him a blowjob
phil: go deeper
jackie: goes down his shaft moving him
phil: im nearly there
jackie: takes phills load in her mouth and smiles swallowing it knowing shes pleasured him
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When a male is having fellatio performed upon himself, he holds his partner's head in the mind-meld position. If successful he will learn if his partner is grateful for the gift he is giving them.
I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Turns out she's a keeper.
I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Aparantly I shouldn't eat asparagus.
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When a person goes to give a blowjob and instead headbutts the penis
"how was last night"
"It was great until the bitch gave me an argentinian blowjob by mistake"
"that sucks dude"
"Yea gave the swampdonk a cleveland steamer and then skipped outta there"
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When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.
Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.
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When you send a greeting card (preferably homade with some gay picture of a rabit or some shit on it) filled with your cum. The unsepecting victim then opens the card and sees AIRMAIL BLOWJOB in big red letters, fallowed by a cum smeared picture of three old men sucking eachother off.
Jon Bon sent $Tmoney$ an Airmail Blowjob and he has no idea whats comming.
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A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.
Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.
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Where a guy performs cunnulingus on a woman or in other words sexually stimulate a woman's pussy with his mouth.
Women like to get oral sex too and guys that will do it have an advantage with women over guys who won't.
I gave Kathy a pussy blowjob.
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