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ex boyfriend

Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.

I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.

by looopyylydia August 13, 2005

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Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

by itisathing October 25, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


boyfriend arms

the type of arms good for holding stuff

park jongseong has boyfriend arms

by bureora hoshii October 28, 2021


Step Boyfriend

A guy that isn't your boyfriend but talks to you like a boyfriend would.

"Me and Tristan have been talking, but we aren't official"

"So he's like a step boyfriend?"

by Astral21 April 22, 2021


boyfriend blues

Really sincerely missing him. Very badly.

Abby told her friend Sarah she has the boyfriend blues because he's been away at work for a week.

by Secret1s3cr3ts May 11, 2016


Boyfriend thing

The action of a male feigning interest in a story told or decision to be made by a female to whom he is romantically attached i.e. pretending to care or give advice when he isn't interested

Mona asked Aidan if he would do the boyfriend thing and humour her with something.

by taebz April 7, 2013


vintage boyfriend

It describes "an old boyfriend who's pretty lame" that a woman keeps returning to in between relationships with "better" men.

Female A: "Aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever"
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(

by yenia February 22, 2015