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You know that feeling when your friend buys or makes you something that you honestly… hate. You know, for example if you best friend came along and offered you some expensive plum bread that they bought with their own money; there’s no way you could turn that down. You hate it, but you eat it. Each bite offers a strange texture that simply does not cut the mustard. Well, at least not effectively or efficiently for that matter. And probably with the wrong knife too!
Your friend, believing you love plum bread, buys another fucking loaf. You can’t go back now; you can't say you don’t like it otherwise they might think you’re some kind of retard. You then scoff down another loaf.
Anyway, you’re in too deep now and you can’t take back what you've said. The situation is very grave, and you have but one option. You slip out the knife you always carry around for situations like these.
“What’s that for buddy?” they say with a cheerful tone.
You slowly but surely push it into his neck.
“Ow,” he says before dying.
As if to answer your pleas, Batwhale floats over the top of your friend’s house, which may as well be yours now. He lets a gush of milk out as he moans “Milk is good for your boooones.”
You cheer and pray and eat it all up; every last drop. Now this cuts the mustard. You feel fulfilled and may never need to eat again. Your life is complete and Dorudon is your savior.
"Do you want some plum bread john?"
"Oh god! Not again!"
Usually when a group of men get in a circle and jack off onto a piece of bread the last one to finish has to eat the bread
Hey Tony you and some friend want to come to my house after school and we can do a bread Circle
A yeast infection. Typically a BAD yeast infection.
Bro.... she got some mad lady bread going on down there.
When your penis is wet and itchy and you put powder on it to prevent the terrible swamp crotch from occuring.
Gabe: Yo Thompson, it's mad hot out here hope I don't my junk doesn't get sweaty; wouldn't want swamp crotch.
Zak: Good thing I remembered to bread the veal today to avoid that problem.
A concept created by an anonymous genius. It is executed as follows:
1. Gather all of the bread from your nearby grocery store in loafs.
2: line the streets with the bread you have acquired, it will no longer be sustenance.
3: To acquire a lighter and set each bread piece ablaze and watch as it demolishes the city in which it lines.
4: After all of the bread is burnt to a crisp and every living thing is demolished, then the birds will feed off of the charred remains of what was once loafs and they will pick at your bones
If my mom doesn't buy me a PS5 then I'm going to commit bread arson.
A bread invented and popularized by the 16th century explorer Peter Brandon. The bread has gained popularity in middle eastern cuisine and is used to sweep up dips such as hummus, it's also used to cradle falafel balls traditionally with an assortment of salads and and other goodies of middle eastern origin.
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