Kirkland Bubble

Rumor has it that housing prices are falling, or at least stabilizing. Not so in Kirkland, WA. In the Kirkland Bubble (not all of Kirkland -- just west of 405, North of 520 and South of 116th) housing prices only go up, up, up. There are many reasons -- Kirkland (not Totem Lake, not Bridle Trails, not Juanita) a nice little town and many people want to live there. All the Microsofties pour over the hill and buy everything in sight. And everyone wants to buy here because the prices only go up and up and up. The Bubble distorts reality, and looking for real estate inside the bubble can cause suicidal ideation. But then, so does looking for real estate outside the bubble. The bubble is also metastisizing, creeping ever northward along the lake, so more and more neighborhoods North of the current bubble are being eaten by the bubble. Life inside the bubble is special and magical and also insidious and evil and soul-sucking.

That 900 square foot 1940 rambler with no roof West of Market just sold for 850K. Fuck the Kirkland Bubble, I am never going to be able to buy a house here. I am such a loser.

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blow bubbles

eatin pussy

Big J you blow bubbles last night? Hell yeah she had me in a head lock with her legs.

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Bubble butt

When a girl has a really nice, round, and firm ass but its small

A small butt that is really firm and nice is a BUBBLE BUTT

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Spunk bubble

A large globule of semen,
a lump of man paste,

i could go on...

You jumped up fuckin spunk bubble i'm gonna rip ur fuckin eyes out u dumb cunts mouth. (polite)

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Bubble Tits

Those fat ass titties that look like they bout to fukin pop at any second. Real big and perky and don't sag.

Pamela Anderson, Dolly Parton, or Carmen Electra. Bra Sizes: Big C Cups or higher. "DAMN! She got them bubble tits son!" or "Ay, yo momma got sum big ass bubble tits." or "I wanna motor boat those bubble tits ova there"

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Love Bubbles

1. Two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
2. A source of nourishment.
3. Boobs.

"I saw your mum's love bubbles",
"You've got FAT love bubbles!"
"I scanned Miss. Stewart's love bubbles on a recent excursion to Vancouver."
"I'd love to lube up your love bubbles and..."

See also: chest bags of joy.

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Booty bubble

The appearance of the inner rectum after something huge has been stuck up someone's ass. It blows out like a red bubble, and then deflates back to its normal size.

'Her booty bubble blew out so big, the bitch almost took off'.

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