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Feel Good Bullshit

Useless statements that are meant to make people feel better but have little relevance to reality and usually make the recipient feel worse off than they were.

"Don't worry God cures everything!" "Thanks i'm sure that Feel Good Bullshit will cure my terminal cancer."

"Well just remember You always miss all the shots you don't take." "That feel good bullshit is not going to bring back the millions we lost last quarter on the risky deals you recommended!"

by randomtasks February 15, 2017


new age bullshit

Any word spewed forth from the mouths of residents of San Francisco, Boulder, and attendees of Burning Man.

Person A: "Hey dude, you see that hippie on campus? What was he talking about?"

Person B: "I dunno, some new age bullshit."

by definitionnugget April 14, 2014

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hanky panky bullshit

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.

"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"

by Brian P Wang June 27, 2006

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some ol' bullshit

Something unwanted, unappreciated or hated. Often used by gangsta types and wiggers.

Man this some ol' bullshit right here!

by Stinkmeaner666 February 13, 2008

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Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.

Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.

by R.J.H December 26, 2009

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Back on my bullshit

To be remotivated to seek success. Resurgence in life and motivation. The next level of finesse

I'm back on my bullshit.

by Dr. George Thompson June 20, 2017

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Mad Max Bullshit

Mad max bullshit is when some insane shit is going on and you're the only one dealing with it.

In mad Max , Max served as the last line of defense against the reckless marauders terrorizing the roadways of Australia .

The term comes from the song " bury me with it " by Modest mouse , although it's unclear if this is what the artist meant .

Say your playing a zombie survive game with your friends and there all hiding while you take on the hord

" could some one please help me kill them , I'm sick of this fucking Mad Max Bullshit."

by Trash cat June 3, 2017

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