button glutton

Button Glutton: (n.)pl. -Gluttons, Clever,rhyming slang insult to describe any woman who is a chronic,compulsive mastubatror(mastubatress?)--whether this predilliction is by choice or involuntary.BUTTON is a dated euphemism for the female CLITORIS,CLIT that cites similarities of size,shape,and form between these two disparate objects.Maybe the BUTTON GLUTTONs appeared to be buttoning/unbuttoning their skirts in doubletime? Who knows. **NOTE: I can`t take credit for this nifty,almost cute bit of slang as I am submitting it on behalf of a computerless friend.**

"Damn! BeeBee is always horny as fuck! You know she`s the complete button glutton,dude!"

"Donna called me a 'beat off boy' so I used some Cockney Rhyming Slang on her;called her my old" Dame Button Glutton" (rhyme slang fer me mutton,I fink?)"

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cock button

A slang term used to define someone who is acting in a nature that is distasteful to others.

Reptar is suck a fucing cock button.

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smell button

noun; The anus. The external opening of the rectum.

I poked her right in the smell button

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Button Buddy

A Texting relationship. With sexual consequences. Any relationship that evolves around typing or texting.

girl: Hey you
Guy: when can I see you
Girl: DO you like KFC?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: You are my "Button buddy", we can't meet up for real.

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Smile Button

The nose of a sad person. It is used to cheer people up by poking it, forcing them to smile/laugh.

Maddie: I'm sad...
Dave: Aww cheer up. SMILE BUTTON
*pokes nose*
Maddie: *smiles*

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love buttons

another name for a woman's nipples.

"Damn babe, when we fuck tonight I want to suck your love buttons."

"Hey baby, I want you to pleasure my love buttons."

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Snow Button

The button you press to raise your car a little further off the ground so you have clearance from the snow.

Keyna pushed the snow button on his car to jack up his Lexus so he could get through the snowbank.

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