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He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-
Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
Jimmy has a girlfriend, and you should stay off of him, show some respect
«Sara and Jimmy Duc Bui is togheter show respect and stay away. Find someone Else to bother.»
What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.
1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.
By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.
Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.