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When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.
Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus
The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.
“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!
A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.
I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!
When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man
Guy: ur a bitch
You: Oh go fuck a cactus
S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)
OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS
When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.
The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.
Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”