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When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus
GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!
Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.
"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"
a group of people backstage on a show that talk shit on all of there friends
the group sassy cactus is back and there already starting shit
When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.
My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.
its a cactus that will not stop dancing
The dancing cactus is here
A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass