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When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.
Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?
A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away
If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging
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A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.
I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser
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Carpet Burner is a name used by people to address individuals that express their hate to Lesbians. This hate can be expressed as self-induced rage and prejudice towards Lesbians.
John is such a Carpet Burner! Have you heard what he did to Sophia at the party?
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an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub
guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?
guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted
guy 2 oh god
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A sketchy-looking place usually used to describe some sort of temporary living area like a hotel room; a dirty or cheap place
opposite of classy
The motel room was a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, man I stepped on like five cockroaches when I walked in
Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?
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where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs
dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/
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When a girl flashes her pubes to another individual
When i was pulling down my pants, i accidentally carpet flashed my friend.
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