catch-phrase

A spoken set of words dat supposedly is good for "acquiring" hot chick/hunks.

Da theory of a perfect "catch-phrase" is largely non-existent, since (A) everyone is different, and so an approach dat might be attractive/alluring to one person might not work for someone else, and (B) many folks prefer dat you just "be yourself", and so a "canned come-on" would likely be largely ineffective for them, since they would want to know how you truly think/feel, not merely how well-read you are in da art of "making friends and influencing people".

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Catch-69

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex

Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech

Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R

Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69

Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*

Dunbar: my wife not sex with me

The end…?

Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com

Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream

Snow globe: farts

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Catch the wall

Phrase used right before there's about to be a fight (in jail) Same meaning as "get in the grid"

Imma need that pack or you're gonna have to catch the wall homie

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To Catch a Predator

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl

Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"

Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."

To Catch a Predator

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no catching feelings

You and your bestfriend act as if y’all are together for a day

No catching feelings mean to go out with your best friend for a day and not catch feeling for each other for the month of November

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catch a dorse

durban slang for going to sleep

Hey man, Im tired, gonna go catch a dorse

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catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

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