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A neck brace, in reference to someone seeking an injury settlement.
There sure are a lot of guys wearing Jewish gold chains around Brooklyn today. Must be some money coming in.
Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.
Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."
1. A person who you only email when you get one of those "Send this to 200,203 people in 10 minutes or your entire family will suffer fatal heart attacks!" You never email just to chat.
2. One of those "This will happen to you if you don't send this!" people featured in chain letters.
1. Girl 1: Ooh, look! Kevin emailed me!
Girl 2: Don't open it. You're chain letter scum to him.
2. "A girl named Martha Mowdry recieved this chain letter last April and ignored it. The next day, her whole family was killed in a freak plane crash, her house burned down, and she was diagnosed with kidney disease." In this situation, Martha Mowdry is "chain letter scum".
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All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.
Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?
Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that
Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?
Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc
Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain
Dave: Thanks man
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When one kid copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, and it turns out the smart kid got the wrong answer, so now the whole class is wrong.
Last time we organized the cheat chain for a test, the nerd of the class, Sarah, actually got the answer wrong, and I failed my test.
Our cheat chain became a cheat chain fail.
An outrageously fun wedding, where the bride and groom acknowledge that they are prisoners of love - prepared to be legally shackled to one another for eternity. Prison Attire is required at a Ball and Chain Ball.
Eric: Will you Marry Me? Adele: Yes, but only at a Ball and Chain Ball. Eric: Duh! Adele: Please don't dress up as Nick Nolte. Eric: As long as you don't dress up like Martha Stewart.
A deal is struck, and the planning begins for the ball and chain ball.
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Just kidding or joking around with someone.
John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!
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