Random
Source Code
Random
My birds cunt did a huge Clam Quack
when i was boning her.
10👍 4👎
When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.
Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."
10👍 4👎
A Fisherman who harvests underwater by hand-picking varied species in a discriminate and non-destructive way. Most countries with a coast have such communities, often they are misunderstood by other Fishermen and particularly by Bureaucrats. Actually the oldest and purest form of fishing.
The Clam diver told us he had seen a lot of damage to the seabed caused by dredging.
14👍 6👎
The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.
She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.
14👍 6👎
When one famale is to 'slam' their vagina against another persons forhead.
"First one asleep gets a Clam-Slam from Kayleigh".
23👍 14👎
When you shotgun a blunt into a woman's vagina and she queefs the hit into your mouth.
Dude, if you wanna get high, I'll call my gf. We'll do a clam bake!
170👍 137👎
As opposed to a sausage party (which is a large group of males in a certain location), this is a large group of females at one location
Joe: "Oh man! Get here quick! There's a real Clam Bake going down at Heather's Party!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"
142👍 113👎