I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.
Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
The Turd coats are coming
Damn turd coat
hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.
When you reuse a used condom and have sex with a different partner
"Wow Step-Bro, did you just Dirty Trench Coat me? That condom felt weird"
Similar to the game soggy waffle. Once the first male falls asleep it is the duty of all present men to jerk off until completion and finish on the bros face.
Dude, Josh is asleep. That means it’s time for coating the bro
When an act of chivalry is misconstrued as coming on to someone.
When I held the door open, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being polite, but they said I want to netflix and coat.
Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.
Omg kelly, i jizzed on you so much it looks like a cum coat