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A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-
Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”
A Virgin Molotov cocktail is a crude hydration weapon which consists of a glass bottle semi-filled with non flammable liquid, usually water, the mouth of the bottle is stoppered with a cork or other type of airtight bung (rubber, glass, or plastic), and a cloth rag fixed securely around the mouth.
The robots were exterminated using virgin molotov cocktails
A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.
Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?
A cocktail equal parts Early Tymes Whiskey and Diet Pepsi, served either lookwarm, or with ice, most often at minifridge temperature, in a red plastic cup. Most often consumed in New Enlgand, but reports of their presence in Lebanon cannot be ignored.
Exscuse me, do you mind adding a little more whiskey to my diet pepsi? I would like to have an HBC (cocktail)
A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail
man had shit stained teeth after having a Brazilian cocktail
Why are your teeth brown?
In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.
Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"
Drinking coffee and smoking weed
The best part of the day is having hippie cocktails with my roommates.