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When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.
A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.
Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?
a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails
person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails
person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
A cocktail equal parts Early Tymes Whiskey and Diet Pepsi, served either lookwarm, or with ice, most often at minifridge temperature, in a red plastic cup. Most often consumed in New Enlgand, but reports of their presence in Lebanon cannot be ignored.
Exscuse me, do you mind adding a little more whiskey to my diet pepsi? I would like to have an HBC (cocktail)
A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.
Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest