coming up sheldon

something that is good!

ayo bro things are coming up sheldon

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coming out of the dresser

(v.) when one comes out as being bisexual

Girl 1: So, Morgan is coming out of the dresser to his mom today.

Girl 2: Wait, you mean he's gay?

Girl 1: No, just bi.

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Coming or Going

When someone is so fat, if you could only see their midsection, you'd wonder if they were facing you or facing away.

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A - Damn, look at that fat bitch!
B - Coming or going.

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Rosie O'Donnell has a genuine case of "Coming or Going"

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come up short

1) To exert much effort but still fail miserably
2) Fall short of a goal
3) To get busted, caught red handed

1) It took him years to save all that money only to get it all stolen. That's what he gets for hiding all that cash in his house instead of putting it in the back. What a way to come up short!

2) He was banging this married chick. They were at her house fucking and her husband came home. Her husband was a cop! That guy came up short.

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come over and chill

come over and have sex

Guy: "Hey u wna come over and chill?"
Girl: "K"

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Come Honor Face

Exactly what it sound's like.

Dude 1: "So what do I do instead of using a condom?"
Dude 2: "You come honor face!"

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Coming out of the closet

The act of a homosexual becoming open about his/her sexuality towards the same gender.

Did you hear? Jeff is coming out of the closet! This means he won't need to hide his feelings towards men anymore.

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