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The act of lowering product quality, raising the price, & wondering why profits are plummeting.
With all this corporate streamlining, we SHOULD be making more money than ever, but we're not...
...probably because of millennials.
unemployed final boss made by project moon
you will play it and you cant stop playing it
digital fentanyl
ayin : what day are you on in Lobotomy Corporation?
angela : fuck you
Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.
Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."
Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.
I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.
If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.
A fictitious rank for someone who believes that they are a genius military leader (or at least more competent than their actual military leaders), due specifically to their lower-level military experience.
Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.
Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
"And so Hitler the Corporal-General, remembering his time as a corporal in the trenches of the Western Front, declared that putting more resources into producing flamethrowers would win the war, much to the chagrin of his generals, who had instead been trying to get him to allocate more divisions to repel the allied invasion of Sicily."
Corporate bulimia is when companies grow uncontrollably then inevitably layoff people when they miss their growth forecasts. They "binge" via aggressive hiring, acquisitions and mergers, only to then "purge" via planned and unplanned mass layoffs. Results in a perpetually demoralized, depressed and anxious staff of survivors who then repeat the process until eventually the company goes bankrupt or is sold for parts. Rarely a company actually survives this cycle, thereafter attempting to appear healthy to outsiders while employees continue to suffer in silence. The term is an analogy comparing the neurotic growth of companies to the devastating illness bulimia nervosa, an eating disorder. All-too-often found in vainglorious Silicon Valley growth-focused companies.
"Another ten thousand wage slave layoffs were announced today in the latest rounds of corporate bulimia."
Mayo Corporation GmbH, Famously known as Mayocorp is the most sustainable mayo corporation out there. Has no competitors because it is just better.....
Mayo Corp is well know for their "sustainable" approach to taping the Atlantic icebergs together with sticky tape.
Maycorp as won many awards, ones you can see due to the confidential website
Mayo Corporation GmbH - limited but not limited to mayo
Gurby S (18), Mumbai (5 Stars) - (Loud Voice) Wasn't Me.
Alfred (57), Catanzaro (5 Stars) - This company seems wrong yah? But no no, I live in Italian my whole life and since come to Catanzaro it make it very nice. I once kicke the footbal and GOAL. Highly recommend and the German Pizza was very strong!