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Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.
Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?
A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.
Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.
Lego corporation with a mass amount of resources. Consists of all males without any women in sight. Has edgy kids named the Department of Operations.
Hey, did you see the awesome group Nova Corporation?
Nah, I got banned for blowing up a random bookshelf.
Someone who's been working in corporate for along time brings over engineered ways of thinking to startups.
Jim: "Let's hit the market tomorrow and validate it!"; Jeff "But what about the QA Testing, Validation surveys, Focus groups, Consultancy Input, 50+ analysis document?", Jim: "You are so corporate damaged."
A six-pack marketed as a case. Corporate advertising that cynically misleads buyers into thinking they are getting more than they receive.
Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.
Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.
God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.